A Shovel for Skulduggery

Jul 29

Shall I die without justice?

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jenesaispourquoi said: data+geordi (romantic or platonic)



i lvoe u omg….

shops for groceries

data probably bc he’d have an internal list of all the stuff they needed and he’d probably see some extra stuff and be like “oh i could make this recipe with that” etc

kills the spiders

imagine data being rlly scared of spiders after his emotion chip……..

geordi would kill the spiders

comes home drunk at 3am

neither of them i think??? if it had to be someone probably data because he wasn’t taught for his whole life that u shouldn’t drink more than maybe 1 or 2 drinks at a time

makes breakfast

i mean they have replicators so?? idk. probably data because he’d want to try making things

remembers to feed the fish

((they probably wouldn’t have fish because of spot but)) maybe geordi?? really it could be either of them. i say geordi because like maybe data and geordi have different shifts sometimes and data stays out longer because he doesn’t need sleep…..

decorates the apartment

i feel like data woudl try but he’d need geordi’s help because he’d try to make everything perfectly symmetrical and a perfect distance from everything else/?? i dunno

initiates duets

data would probably try to initiate them because he would want to know what it’s like to sing but geordi would be like No data i’m not singing please stop

falls asleep first

geordi obvs. but i like the idea of geordi falling asleep on data’s shoulder and data carrying him to bed……………

AHHHHHHH this is so cute yay!







i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes


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Love the intensity here and look at the amazing detail on the crystal!!!


Love the intensity here and look at the amazing detail on the crystal!!!

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My fav gif ever


My fav gif ever

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Luxurious Bathrooms with Fireplaces



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“God damn you to Hell, Mordred!”

“Very likely.” It was his standard response whenever I, or anyone else, damned him. “Indeed, I have had it on the authority of a saint that my damnation is a fact already recorded wherever they record such matters.”

I want the whole of Idylls of the Queen tattooed on my chest

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Has anyone ever considered that Juliet Butler from the Artemis Fowl series is an incredibly wonderful feminist character?

She’s a physically strong individual, baffling everyone’s expectations of her as Butler’s cute little sister: “By the time she was eight, Juliet was a third-dan black belt in seven disciplines. By ten years of age, she was beyond belts.” (The Eternity Code) She’s a superfan of wrestling, too.

But here’s what’s great: she’s not dismissive of femininity like the usual “badass” or “strong” female character. Her stage name as a wrestler is Jade Princess, with a jade ring (jewelry, traditionally feminine) as her signature weapon. She has huge, squealing crushes on the wrestlers she watches in the first couple books. In the series’ words: “By her eighteenth birthday, Juliet could break down and reassemble ninety percent of the world’s production weapons blindfolded, operate any vehicle, do her makeup in under four minutes, and, in spite of her stunning Asian and European gene mix, blend into any crowd like a native.” (The Eternity Code)

She’s so dimensional, known for being impulsive or impatient, but also able to spot things her brother doesn’t. A little gullible, but compassionate, and devastating if you cross her. Juliet Butler is what all female characters should be, what real women are: multitalented, multifaceted, and not perfect.

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